MacLeod's Gallery

My art and my writings. Stuff for me to post whille not on DeviantArt or.. whatever.
I'm terribly friendly, I might not appear it. I figured I should touch of this, so 8D
Yeah, contact me if you want!
Skype: tristakatagata

May 11

Why the Zodiacs would be in prison.

  • Aries: Driving too fast, then getting violent with the Policeman, that stopped them for it. Or maybe caused an accident.
  • Taurus: Strangling their business partner, because they embezzed money from them.
  • Gemini: Commiting a murder and blaming their split personality for it.
  • Cancer: Killing family member out of jealousy/mistreating another member.
  • Leo: Stabbed their best friend for wearing the same dress as them to a party, and looking better in it.
  • Virgo: Attacking their neighbour, because they never mowed their lawn and let their trash blow into Virgos perfectly manicured lawn. Might also break into their house and force them to shower and clean their house.
  • Libra: Pick pocketing. Speaking weirdly to children at the mall.
  • Scorpio: Attempted murder. Most likely with poison.
  • Sagittarius: While traveling to another country to help with a major crisis he was asked to speak for America and their deep concern for all that had been affected by this crisis, but he didnt speak the language very well and accidentally offended the entire country.
  • Capricorn: Fell in love with a waitress, wanted to rescue her from her meaningless job and let her stay at his home, never even realized she couldn't stand him! He came back time after time trying to get her to see he was everything she'd ever wanted... she tried to tell him to go away many times, but he never heard her... she got a restraining order, he broke it.
  • Aquarius: they invented a machine that cloned people in their basement, so they had to stalk and kidnap people to lock them in the basement while cloning them, someone escaped and told the authorities...but they were going to let them go, eventually!
  • Pisces: Public Intoxication, and possession. Attempted murder, that failed miserably.

May 9

almostoutofminutes:

9 photos of bunnies kissing other bunnies

JEEEZZZZZ.

I thought we’d both appreciate this on our dashboards.

(via teabooksandhotchicks)


May 7
That joyous look. I just can’t stop laughing whenever I read this one.

That joyous look. I just can’t stop laughing whenever I read this one.

(via oneofthemurder)


May 5
snarkylittlestitcher:

You took 11 items into the 10-items-or-less express lane again, didn’t you?

This is a cute pattern…

snarkylittlestitcher:

You took 11 items into the 10-items-or-less express lane again, didn’t you?

This is a cute pattern…


May 1

scarygargoyle:

patchynptista:

sweetvisage:

Art Nouveau Doors <3

(Photos uncredited as I collected them on my hard-drive a long time ago!)

Guh.

Guh indeed. 

Suddenly, I want to draw doors. ALL THE DOORS. These are fucking awesome.

(via oneofthemurder)


hipsterpersona:

“Protagonist”? How original.

hipsterpersona:

“Protagonist”? How original.


Apr 30

MIND = BLOWN

oneofthemurder:

theyuniversity:

This is what Machu Pichu in Peru looks like:

But if you look at it sideways, you get:

Holy shit.. What…


Cross stitch: a haiku

the-great-cabbage:

Stitch stitch stitch stitch stitch

Stitch stitch stitch stitch stitch stitch stitch

Stitch stitch stitch stitch FUCK

GUYS.

I FOUND MY MANTRA.


Apr 28
oneofthemurder:

twistedviper:

hotaru29:

raebeez:

thepastriestpastry:

aquabutt:

I need this blog for uhh… reference.
Yes.
Reference.
Good.

O-oh… yeah same. Same.

I just need this for that gun… only the gun…

um… uh… what… what she said…

Need the gun on… on here… uhuh…

So his penis is only as long as the scope?…is long as or is shorter?
That’s sort of depressing considering how hot he is. But there are plenty of those in the military with penis’s longer then a short little scope.

&#8230;I&#8217;m laughing so hard I can&#8217;t breath. Oh god. I&#8217;m dying over here. Dammit Jez. I can&#8217;t take this photo seriously anymore.

oneofthemurder:

twistedviper:

hotaru29:

raebeez:

thepastriestpastry:

aquabutt:

I need this blog for uhh… reference.

Yes.

Reference.

Good.

O-oh… yeah same. Same.

I just need this for that gun… only the gun…

um… uh… what… what she said…

Need the gun on… on here… uhuh…

So his penis is only as long as the scope?…is long as or is shorter?

That’s sort of depressing considering how hot he is. But there are plenty of those in the military with penis’s longer then a short little scope.

…I’m laughing so hard I can’t breath. Oh god. I’m dying over here. Dammit Jez. I can’t take this photo seriously anymore.


Apr 24
The picture is a picture.
What I really want to do is talk about what I feel the picture kind of represents. Contentment. Sure I&#8217;m totally stressed about school but in my personal life? I&#8217;m content.
[FYI, I /do/ kind of pair Ichigo with Rukia, but Orihime has always had a place in my heart.]
I&#8217;m turning 22 tomorrow.
I have an amazing cast of characters, friends and family members who are around for me and I can&#8217;t thank them enough.
To my sister, who has been there since I believe day 1 for me, you are amazing. From responding to silly texts and to letting me know I&#8217;m a doofus for thinking badly about myself. I don&#8217;t really care what people think of you, I don&#8217;t care if they&#8217;re trying to hurt you - because I can and will oblierate them. You&#8217;re special to me, and always will be. I can&#8217;t imagine the world without you as my friend, my sister, and specifically, my awesome super terrific all around amazing rp partner who challenges me and calls me out on my shit. You&#8217;re wonderful. Never change but for the better.
To my fantastic sidekick, we will rock the world with our ideas. You&#8217;re fun to talk to, always can bitch about my craft to, and in general awesome. Never change sidekick. Never change.
To the artists I admire, who don&#8217;t or do follow me: Keep going. You&#8217;re amazing. You have so much, so MUCH more than anything the rest of the world will know.
To my mother: This is a difficult time for us, but I love you. I&#8217;ll always drop what I&#8217;m doing to help you, even though I know it&#8217;s a bad idea not to finish what needs to be done, but I can&#8217;t help it. You&#8217;re important. So very important. I love you mom.
To all of you, thanks for being around, thanks for the memories.
And to my haters, you guys are hilarious. To the liars and back-stabbers, I still find you guys funny!
Keep truckin&#8217; everyone.

The picture is a picture.

What I really want to do is talk about what I feel the picture kind of represents. Contentment. Sure I’m totally stressed about school but in my personal life? I’m content.

[FYI, I /do/ kind of pair Ichigo with Rukia, but Orihime has always had a place in my heart.]

I’m turning 22 tomorrow.

I have an amazing cast of characters, friends and family members who are around for me and I can’t thank them enough.

To my sister, who has been there since I believe day 1 for me, you are amazing. From responding to silly texts and to letting me know I’m a doofus for thinking badly about myself. I don’t really care what people think of you, I don’t care if they’re trying to hurt you - because I can and will oblierate them. You’re special to me, and always will be. I can’t imagine the world without you as my friend, my sister, and specifically, my awesome super terrific all around amazing rp partner who challenges me and calls me out on my shit. You’re wonderful. Never change but for the better.

To my fantastic sidekick, we will rock the world with our ideas. You’re fun to talk to, always can bitch about my craft to, and in general awesome. Never change sidekick. Never change.

To the artists I admire, who don’t or do follow me: Keep going. You’re amazing. You have so much, so MUCH more than anything the rest of the world will know.

To my mother: This is a difficult time for us, but I love you. I’ll always drop what I’m doing to help you, even though I know it’s a bad idea not to finish what needs to be done, but I can’t help it. You’re important. So very important. I love you mom.

To all of you, thanks for being around, thanks for the memories.

And to my haters, you guys are hilarious. To the liars and back-stabbers, I still find you guys funny!

Keep truckin’ everyone.


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