Why the Zodiacs would be in prison.
- Aries: Driving too fast, then getting violent with the Policeman, that stopped them for it. Or maybe caused an accident.
- Taurus: Strangling their business partner, because they embezzed money from them.
- Gemini: Commiting a murder and blaming their split personality for it.
- Cancer: Killing family member out of jealousy/mistreating another member.
- Leo: Stabbed their best friend for wearing the same dress as them to a party, and looking better in it.
- Virgo: Attacking their neighbour, because they never mowed their lawn and let their trash blow into Virgos perfectly manicured lawn. Might also break into their house and force them to shower and clean their house.
- Libra: Pick pocketing. Speaking weirdly to children at the mall.
- Scorpio: Attempted murder. Most likely with poison.
- Sagittarius: While traveling to another country to help with a major crisis he was asked to speak for America and their deep concern for all that had been affected by this crisis, but he didnt speak the language very well and accidentally offended the entire country.
- Capricorn: Fell in love with a waitress, wanted to rescue her from her meaningless job and let her stay at his home, never even realized she couldn't stand him! He came back time after time trying to get her to see he was everything she'd ever wanted... she tried to tell him to go away many times, but he never heard her... she got a restraining order, he broke it.
- Aquarius: they invented a machine that cloned people in their basement, so they had to stalk and kidnap people to lock them in the basement while cloning them, someone escaped and told the authorities...but they were going to let them go, eventually!
- Pisces: Public Intoxication, and possession. Attempted murder, that failed miserably.





Holy shit.. What…